i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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