This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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