To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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