5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
