What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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