hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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