I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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