she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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