He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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