So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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