first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
tell me about the eggs
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