Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Btw I puked in your glovebox
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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