He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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