k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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