what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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