Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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