I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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