Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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