Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Randomize
