I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Randomize
