saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Randomize
