Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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