Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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