Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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