I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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