Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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