Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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