There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
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told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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