Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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