are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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