if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Randomize
