How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
The air taste purple.
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