they need to just BURY HIM!
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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