But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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