her vagine was all disorganized.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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