I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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