u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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