Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
