I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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