Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
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