man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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