porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
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