On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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