theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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