i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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