All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
i think im in europe. pls send help
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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