It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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