no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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