Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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