we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
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