We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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