Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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