we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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